It could be worse..

[spookyevilone]

I'm in shades today because my eyes hurt.

One of my attorneys showed up with serious contusions on his face and a potentially cracked cheekbone. A squirrel ran into the front tire of his bicycle and sent him headfirst over the handlebars. "The last thing I heard was a squeak."

I felt bad laughing at his pain.

But not too bad, because that's pretty darn funny.

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[spookyevilone.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, the attorney does not speak squirrel, so he doesn't know what the creature's last words were, other than "squeak".