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I'm in shades today because my eyes hurt.

One of my attorneys showed up with serious contusions on his face and a potentially cracked cheekbone. A squirrel ran into the front tire of his bicycle and sent him headfirst over the handlebars. "The last thing I heard was a squeak."

I felt bad laughing at his pain.

But not too bad, because that's pretty darn funny.

Date: 2009-08-18 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selkie-b.livejournal.com
My mom broke her elbow in Seattle when a loose dog ran, barking, headlong into her front spokes.

Date: 2009-08-18 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spookyevilone.livejournal.com
That's less funny. The dog should have been on a leash. Sorry to hear that.

Date: 2009-08-18 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pixel39.livejournal.com
I feel sorry for the squirrel. Had its spouse left it? All its investments in acorn futures tanked? How bad does your squirrelly life have to be for you to run headlong into a moving bicycle? And why didn't it try a car first?

Date: 2009-08-18 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spookyevilone.livejournal.com
Unfortunately, the attorney does not speak squirrel, so he doesn't know what the creature's last words were, other than "squeak".

Date: 2009-08-19 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sskipstress.livejournal.com
Hopefully the attorney also saw the humor.

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