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"Celebrating the martyring of a priest by indulging in pagan rituals."
".. What?"
"We're going to eat Italian food while watching movies that have a lot of explosions in 'em."
"That's not very romantic!"
"Sez you. Fuck Chaucer."
"..What?"
"14th century courtly love fuckwittery that has poisoned a perfectly good excuse for a party. Real women want fattening food, chocolate, and movies with explosions in. IN THAT ORDER!"
My opinions, let me show you them.
".. What?"
"We're going to eat Italian food while watching movies that have a lot of explosions in 'em."
"That's not very romantic!"
"Sez you. Fuck Chaucer."
"..What?"
"14th century courtly love fuckwittery that has poisoned a perfectly good excuse for a party. Real women want fattening food, chocolate, and movies with explosions in. IN THAT ORDER!"
My opinions, let me show you them.
