"What'd you do for your birthday?"
Oct. 28th, 2010 11:36 pm"Hung out at home with warm cats, cold cider, and the newest Pratchett book."
"Oh, that's sad! Didn't anyone take you out??"
"Dude, the destruction of the rainforests is sad. Global warming is sad. Ebola is cool, but sad. The freaky Republican Tea Party bullshit is sad. Spending an evening in bed with booze, purring cats, and a good book is awesome."
I kind of hate going anywhere on my birthday. The chances of going to jail for assault when someone thinks it's cute to get waiters to sing at me goes way, way up.
"Oh, that's sad! Didn't anyone take you out??"
"Dude, the destruction of the rainforests is sad. Global warming is sad. Ebola is cool, but sad. The freaky Republican Tea Party bullshit is sad. Spending an evening in bed with booze, purring cats, and a good book is awesome."
I kind of hate going anywhere on my birthday. The chances of going to jail for assault when someone thinks it's cute to get waiters to sing at me goes way, way up.