Reasons it must be mine:
Jul. 14th, 2009 09:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spookyevilone1) I've already got the orchard and garden plotted out.
2) That Guy refers to it as "my" house.
3) I already have a key.
4) There are mulberry bushes waiting for me.
5) I MUST KILL that bathroom. I'm convinced it's some sort of portal to hell, designed to bring forth demons by the power of ugliness alone.
6) There are dungeons. In which to keep the children when they're bad.
7) The large trees in the front and back yard have been specifically designed to give Children!Presumptive their first painful lesson in the effects of gravity. And I am perfectly ok with this, as is Gene!Donor!Presumptive.
8) My mother would approve.
9) There's already a cat hatch in the basement door.
10) They were silly enough to accept my bid.
And now the uphill battle.. financing it.
2) That Guy refers to it as "my" house.
3) I already have a key.
4) There are mulberry bushes waiting for me.
5) I MUST KILL that bathroom. I'm convinced it's some sort of portal to hell, designed to bring forth demons by the power of ugliness alone.
6) There are dungeons. In which to keep the children when they're bad.
7) The large trees in the front and back yard have been specifically designed to give Children!Presumptive their first painful lesson in the effects of gravity. And I am perfectly ok with this, as is Gene!Donor!Presumptive.
8) My mother would approve.
9) There's already a cat hatch in the basement door.
10) They were silly enough to accept my bid.
And now the uphill battle.. financing it.