Reasons it must be mine:

[spookyevilone]

1) I've already got the orchard and garden plotted out.
2) That Guy refers to it as "my" house.
3) I already have a key.
4) There are mulberry bushes waiting for me.
5) I MUST KILL that bathroom. I'm convinced it's some sort of portal to hell, designed to bring forth demons by the power of ugliness alone.
6) There are dungeons. In which to keep the children when they're bad.
7) The large trees in the front and back yard have been specifically designed to give Children!Presumptive their first painful lesson in the effects of gravity. And I am perfectly ok with this, as is Gene!Donor!Presumptive.
8) My mother would approve.
9) There's already a cat hatch in the basement door.
10) They were silly enough to accept my bid.

And now the uphill battle.. financing it.

Comments

[cadithial.livejournal.com]

Might have to beg / borrow / steal some of those mulberries :)

[spookyevilone.livejournal.com]

Can be done. Right now, they're little baby trees with not many, but if you can get to 'em before the birds..

[ishara.livejournal.com]

Congrats on getting the house :)

[spookyevilone.livejournal.com]

I won the bid. Now to finance it. :/ Once that's done, it's mine.

[abiku.livejournal.com]

Ooh, they accepted the bid? That's great! Good luck with financing. Sounds like it's a fucking nightmare out there right now. (Two friends fighting for it, and the owner of our building at work also struggling to find new financing so we can move. Ugh. Hope your luck is better!)

[misanthrope-mom.livejournal.com]

"6) There are dungeons. In which to keep the children when they're bad."

Or teenagers.

Good luck!