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spookyevilone"Did them cages have bunnies in 'em?" No, baby chickens. "Oh. I wanted bunny cages."
"Bellydance outfit?! BELLYDANCE OUTFIT?! It's MIDDLE EASTERN DANCE, not bellydancing! And that outfit isn't at all right for it. I know; I go to the Cassandra School!" Yeah? Tell Cassandra I said hi, and that you think the outfit she picked out and brought back from Egypt for me isn't at all right for middle eastern dancing.
"Why do you have a vegetarian cookbook?" Because I'm a vegetarian. "Why are you getting rid of it?" Because I can't read. (said deadpan while sitting there with a book in my hands)
"Your black baby doll ain't very black." That's because she's bi-racial. "Oh. That makes sense. Why's she got velcro down her middle?" Her mother used her as a drug mule. She's recovering. I'm trying to place her with a loving, understanding home. (That got me stared at.)
"Got any dildos?" ... WHAT? "Dildos?" ... Sorry, .. what? "Dildos.. you know.. those metal spikes with the plastic fins you throw up in the air and hope to land in a hoop.." Oh! You mean lawn darts or jarts .. no, sorry. (And then tried not to laugh at the idea of someone playing jarts with .. y'know.)
"How big is this 20" monitor?" I don't know.
"How come you only have Seasons 2-3 of Hercules and Seasons 2-4 of Buffy??" I like to start shows in the second season. I find that starting at the beginning makes them too predictable and boring. (Or, y'know, because someone already bought S1.)
One more day. It rained today, so it was slow.
"Bellydance outfit?! BELLYDANCE OUTFIT?! It's MIDDLE EASTERN DANCE, not bellydancing! And that outfit isn't at all right for it. I know; I go to the Cassandra School!" Yeah? Tell Cassandra I said hi, and that you think the outfit she picked out and brought back from Egypt for me isn't at all right for middle eastern dancing.
"Why do you have a vegetarian cookbook?" Because I'm a vegetarian. "Why are you getting rid of it?" Because I can't read. (said deadpan while sitting there with a book in my hands)
"Your black baby doll ain't very black." That's because she's bi-racial. "Oh. That makes sense. Why's she got velcro down her middle?" Her mother used her as a drug mule. She's recovering. I'm trying to place her with a loving, understanding home. (That got me stared at.)
"Got any dildos?" ... WHAT? "Dildos?" ... Sorry, .. what? "Dildos.. you know.. those metal spikes with the plastic fins you throw up in the air and hope to land in a hoop.." Oh! You mean lawn darts or jarts .. no, sorry. (And then tried not to laugh at the idea of someone playing jarts with .. y'know.)
"How big is this 20" monitor?" I don't know.
"How come you only have Seasons 2-3 of Hercules and Seasons 2-4 of Buffy??" I like to start shows in the second season. I find that starting at the beginning makes them too predictable and boring. (Or, y'know, because someone already bought S1.)
One more day. It rained today, so it was slow.
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Date: 2009-07-04 11:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-04 11:06 pm (UTC)<3
Date: 2009-07-05 07:18 pm (UTC)Thank you. <3