Dear Doctor
Nov. 24th, 2009 07:27 pmI'm glad you were able to pronounce the congestive head ick I've had for the last three days "not a virus". In the wake of flu season, flu shots, and idiots at my work showing up when they know they're infectious, that was really good to hear and definitely a good use of the throat swab and blood draw.
However.
Prescribing me antibiotics which don't list "nausea so bad you will wish you were dead" right there on the paperwork with the other side effects was, perhaps, not a good idea. You see, it's awfully hard to get much of the medicine into the system while puking up such things as important organs and toenails. Even anti-nausea medication created for cancer patients, to ward off the side effects from chemo, wasn't enough to fix this.
No love,
me
However.
Prescribing me antibiotics which don't list "nausea so bad you will wish you were dead" right there on the paperwork with the other side effects was, perhaps, not a good idea. You see, it's awfully hard to get much of the medicine into the system while puking up such things as important organs and toenails. Even anti-nausea medication created for cancer patients, to ward off the side effects from chemo, wasn't enough to fix this.
No love,
me