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Officially a spinster.
Oct. 27th, 2009 10:25 pmToday, according to government single-woman adoption mandates, I am officially a spinster. My ovaries have, again, according to the gov't, shriveled up and died and I qualify for all sorts of adoption guidelines. As soon as I have the house, I will begin home study paperwork, which will take about six months to complete. Then there will be another many months of interviews and social work and all sorts of crap, and if all goes well, sometime next year I'll get to point to a face in the Used Baby catalog and go "I want that one."
I've been looking forward to this birthday for a long, long time.
In other exciting news, That Guy gifted me with Zombie Fluxx - meaning that now, I have a game to play with friends when they're over. I own no other games. This is possibly because I am a misanthropic social retard who has no clue what to do when she has people over.. or possibly because I enjoy talking and interacting with people too much to be arsed with a social activity while the people are around. Take your pick. Six on one hand.. He also gifted me with Perfume on DVD, and if you haven't seen it, do. Definitely do. It's disturbing and macabre and funny in all the wrong-but-right places, and really well filmed. That Guy also provided me with an appropriate shower curtain for House!Presumptive's scary downstairs bathroom. I'm seriously considering replacing the shower curtain in the house I'm in with this for Halloween.. and not telling the roommate until she sees it. Just.. y'know.. for laughs.
I've been looking forward to this birthday for a long, long time.
In other exciting news, That Guy gifted me with Zombie Fluxx - meaning that now, I have a game to play with friends when they're over. I own no other games. This is possibly because I am a misanthropic social retard who has no clue what to do when she has people over.. or possibly because I enjoy talking and interacting with people too much to be arsed with a social activity while the people are around. Take your pick. Six on one hand.. He also gifted me with Perfume on DVD, and if you haven't seen it, do. Definitely do. It's disturbing and macabre and funny in all the wrong-but-right places, and really well filmed. That Guy also provided me with an appropriate shower curtain for House!Presumptive's scary downstairs bathroom. I'm seriously considering replacing the shower curtain in the house I'm in with this for Halloween.. and not telling the roommate until she sees it. Just.. y'know.. for laughs.
