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spookyeviloneMoo, the cow lowing sound, which oddly enough in Thailand means 'pork'. Either that, or the Thai people are seriously messing with tourists trying to order beef. "Biff?" "Beef. You know, 'Mmooooooo'?" "Oh! Moo! Ok!" *dinner shows up as pork*
Which has nothing to do with this post, but is a funny anecdote.
I bought a second-hand Love Sac - Super Sac on CList yesterday. I had it delivered, so there were no hijinx, unless you consider that dude managed to squish a 6' beanbag in the back of a Kia rollerskate car a hijinx. It was pretty darn funny watching the car ooze beanbag as it emerged.
The couch is dangerous. As is apropos for all my furniture, really. It will lull the sitter with squishy doom until they lay back, snuggling their way to prone splendor. And then it will strike, sucking away all motivation, until it has removed even conscious thought.
Yes, it got me with its sleep rays last night. I woke up at some point, just long enough to strip out of clothing but not jewelry, so I woke up wearing a blanket and pearls. Very Marilyn. No, I did not take pictures, and since pictures of me in nothing but a blanket and pearls have not yet shown up on the internet, I'm assuming the cats haven't figured out how to use the camera.
Which has nothing to do with this post, but is a funny anecdote.
I bought a second-hand Love Sac - Super Sac on CList yesterday. I had it delivered, so there were no hijinx, unless you consider that dude managed to squish a 6' beanbag in the back of a Kia rollerskate car a hijinx. It was pretty darn funny watching the car ooze beanbag as it emerged.
The couch is dangerous. As is apropos for all my furniture, really. It will lull the sitter with squishy doom until they lay back, snuggling their way to prone splendor. And then it will strike, sucking away all motivation, until it has removed even conscious thought.
Yes, it got me with its sleep rays last night. I woke up at some point, just long enough to strip out of clothing but not jewelry, so I woke up wearing a blanket and pearls. Very Marilyn. No, I did not take pictures, and since pictures of me in nothing but a blanket and pearls have not yet shown up on the internet, I'm assuming the cats haven't figured out how to use the camera.