How to pack, by me.
Jan. 1st, 2010 06:01 pmProcure vehicle.
Have a friend bring the last load of 'that's not coming with me' to the storage unit and remove empty boxes from storage unit so I'm not storing empty boxes any longer. (Couldn't just throw them out! They were perfectly good! Someone might have needed them! .. and indeed, someone did, and now they're gone, hooray!)
Begin laundering what was once clean bedding but is now cat fur-covered bedding.
Make flammable cocoa with Mexican instant cocoa and vanilla vodka.
Scan doll forum, resist urge to buy another floating head because this weekend has already cost $150 more than it was supposed to via locksmith and car rental fees.
Congratulate self with another mug of flammable cocoa.
Put first load in dryer, begin second load of laundry - more bedding.
Resist urge to go to craft store to pick up chalk pastels to begin painting one of the floating heads, because: a) already spent too much this weekend, b) starting a project the day before a move-out is dumb, c) it'd be one more thing to pack.
Run out of cocoa and vodka.
Decide to find out if Mt. Dew Throwback + Everclear is a good idea. (It isn't.)
Start sorting clothing.
Become distracted by Canadian cop drama.
Turn it into a drinking game. Every time someone says 'eh', eat a pizza-flavoured goldfish cracker, every time someone says 'sorry', take a drink.
Become tipsy halfway through the episode.
Pack towels and the actually clean bedding into a laundry basket by playing a form of cloth Tetris so it all fits.
Resist urge to run to the pet store - though legitimately in need of cat litter, it can wait until tomorrow and then won't have to be hauled up and then back down stairs.
Clean cat carriers, which are full of cobwebs from being in the basement, because the cats are sissy bitches who are afraid of spiders.
Decide to see if Everclear + Pepsi Throwback is better than the Mt. Dew mix. (It isn't.)
So far, I have most stuff that can be packed, packed. Except for the stuff that's being laundered. I'm in good shape for moving tomorrow morning.
Have a friend bring the last load of 'that's not coming with me' to the storage unit and remove empty boxes from storage unit so I'm not storing empty boxes any longer. (Couldn't just throw them out! They were perfectly good! Someone might have needed them! .. and indeed, someone did, and now they're gone, hooray!)
Begin laundering what was once clean bedding but is now cat fur-covered bedding.
Make flammable cocoa with Mexican instant cocoa and vanilla vodka.
Scan doll forum, resist urge to buy another floating head because this weekend has already cost $150 more than it was supposed to via locksmith and car rental fees.
Congratulate self with another mug of flammable cocoa.
Put first load in dryer, begin second load of laundry - more bedding.
Resist urge to go to craft store to pick up chalk pastels to begin painting one of the floating heads, because: a) already spent too much this weekend, b) starting a project the day before a move-out is dumb, c) it'd be one more thing to pack.
Run out of cocoa and vodka.
Decide to find out if Mt. Dew Throwback + Everclear is a good idea. (It isn't.)
Start sorting clothing.
Become distracted by Canadian cop drama.
Turn it into a drinking game. Every time someone says 'eh', eat a pizza-flavoured goldfish cracker, every time someone says 'sorry', take a drink.
Become tipsy halfway through the episode.
Pack towels and the actually clean bedding into a laundry basket by playing a form of cloth Tetris so it all fits.
Resist urge to run to the pet store - though legitimately in need of cat litter, it can wait until tomorrow and then won't have to be hauled up and then back down stairs.
Clean cat carriers, which are full of cobwebs from being in the basement, because the cats are sissy bitches who are afraid of spiders.
Decide to see if Everclear + Pepsi Throwback is better than the Mt. Dew mix. (It isn't.)
So far, I have most stuff that can be packed, packed. Except for the stuff that's being laundered. I'm in good shape for moving tomorrow morning.