My pancreas has just hit critical failure.

[spookyevilone]

And now she ded of kyoot.



Kel bought her for me because, ""She looked like your FB userpic, so I got her for you for your birthdaychristmasyulehousewarming present!"

I am positive that I do not want to know what this tiny, less than 6" doll cost. No, really. Never, ever tell me.

Should I be amused that Kel thinks my eyes are green? They are not. They are grey. I will forgive it this once, because the sheer adorableness of that doll is counteracting the deep, heart-ripping wounds I would otherwise be feeling that my fairy gothmother hasn't spent enough time staring soulfully into my eyes to remember what colour they are..

This is apparently what happens when I email my enablers telling them to keep me away from tiny doll sites. Jamie is fired, as he was no help whatsoever, and Kel /should/ be fired because I'm positive this is kind of a 'the first hit is free' kind of scenario.. but if I fire her, she might decide to keep the tiny wee Lolita..

Is it sad that I'm almost more in love with the tiny tattered teddybear?

And you realize that, since she's small enough to fit in my pocket, I will bring this doll with me EVERYWHERE? Also that she will come out and snark things like Anubis does?

EEEEE!

Comments

You're welcome! ^..^

[fantasyvixen.livejournal.com]

She does.

You don't. I won't.

I know they are silverbluecrazychaoseyesofDOOOOM but these are the eyes she comes with and I do not know how to change them or what kind or size to buy, so she has green eyes. If I am your fairy gothmother and you are E.'s fairy gothmother, does that make me my own daughter's grandgother? o.O

You didn't tell me to keep you away from dollie sites!!! You said to :take your wallet away:! I couldn't do that, so I did the next best thing! ::GRIN::

You can love the teddy!! He ::IS:: why you ::HADDDDDDDD:: to have that doll!

I am ::COUNTING ON YOU!!:: to bring her everywhere and snark at people and things you don't like and you had BETTER get ::PICTURES!!:: or I will be mad! :>

::MWAH!!!!:: Happy ::coughinsertexcuseherecoughcough::!

^..^
Vix

Re: You're welcome! ^..^

[spookyevilone.livejournal.com]

HEH.. now I just have to try to be patient the however many months it will take to get here.

HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!

[fantasyvixen.livejournal.com]

It won't be months.

You should have her by Saturday.

:> :> :>

^..^
Vix

[melody-rossiter.livejournal.com]

::IS JEALOUS:: She is GORGEOUS!!!

My eyes are gray, too. It's translates to blue, but really, they are just gray.

[spookyevilone.livejournal.com]

Mine change depending on what I'm wearing and what my mood is. I use grey because the DMV won't let me put 'silver' on my license :)

And thanks! She is freakishly wee and cute! Kel texted me that she was mailed today, so I'm thinking about slaughtering some tofu to the gods of shipping. There's a doll meet up this Sunday and it'd be so great if she was here for it.