Things S is not allowed to do during her bike tour.

[spookyevilone]

S is traveling down the East Coast, through hill country. She'll be riding through some Silent Hill style creepiness. (and yes, I am jealous.)

S, you are not allowed to:

1. Be eaten by a skinless dog.
2. Be abducted by hill folk.
3. Be worshiped as either a religious idol or alien or elf.
4. Collect the souls of the weak.
5. Run away to become a moonshiner hiding from the Revenue.
6. Learn to play the banjo. EVER!
7. Eat the souls of the weak. (Stay out of Waffle House.)
8. Become a victim of hoodoo.
9. Explore abandoned hospitals or asylums. (Unless you bring the steel pipe.)
10. Be attacked by vampire bats.
11. .. or vampire anythings.
12. say "Hey, that looks like a shortcut.."
13. Spend the night in abandoned anything.
14. Offer a ride to a stranger in a long, dark coat.
15. Steal Acadians. No matter how tall they are.
16. Change name to 'Sookeh'.
17. Pronounce 'Bill' with more than one syllable.
18. Become the obsession of a 7' Nordic vampire. ... No, wait, that one is on the 'can do' list.
19. say, "I wonder where everyone went.."
20. Run upstairs away from a machete-wielding maniac.
21. Be the machete-wielding maniac.
22. Decide the faces of hitchhikers would make lovely art-deco, wearable masks if properly peeled and tanned.
23. .. sell them on Etsy.
24. get bitten by a hemorrhagic fever-contagious monkey.
25. go looking for abnormally large: sharks, alligators, pythons, spiders.
26. Have any limbs become independently possessed by evil spirits.
27. Possess anyone else as an evil spirit.
28. Attend a tent revival.
29. Fall in an abandoned well.
30. Become the bride of an evil warlock.
31. .. become the evil warlock.
32. Summon any of the Elder Gods.
33. Search for Blackbeard's treasure.
34. Become possessed by the spirit of a Civil War plantation owner's daughter and go on a quest for the reincarnated soul of your long lost lover.
35. Have any sort of breakdown near a corn field.

(Dear That Guy: And you think I never allow YOU to have any fun.)

Comments

[feonixrift.livejournal.com]

Ok, I've got to ask... What's wrong with being worshiped as an elf?

[cadithial.livejournal.com]

And in that part of the world #7 - or Waffle Hut.