It hurts.

[spookyevilone]

Coworker: Hey, what's your screensaver of? It's really neat.
Me: Paintings of Dutch masters.
Coworker: It didn't look like BDSM porn..
Me: *literally facepalms*
Baby Jesus: *cries and cuts himself*

I did, eventually, explain that whole Flemish art in the middle ages thing. Which garnered this response, "They're so old. I think I like modern art better."
Baby Jesus: *pours ACID in the bleeding wounds!*

Same coworker produced this little gem earlier in the morning.

Comments

[ishara.livejournal.com]

...Is this the same woman who was suffering under the misconception that Australians don't have refrigerators?

[spookyevilone.livejournal.com]

No - that was at Prior Job. This is a whole new brand of stupid.

[ishara.livejournal.com]

Why.... WHY is there so much stupid!?

Is it something in the water? o_O

[spookyevilone.livejournal.com]

It's all the chemicals pumped into meat.

[ishara.livejournal.com]

But that doesn't explain all the really stupid vegetarians... ;P

[falcongirl.livejournal.com]

Does if they eat anything with milk products in it.

[ishara.livejournal.com]

I dunno... Vegans seem to make up a fair chunk of the stupidity among the vegetarian population, so unless they're fibbing about their eating practices, it's gotta be something else, something vegans share with carnies.

Perhaps there's a gene for stupidity... likely a dominant gene.

[spookyevilone.livejournal.com]

I see more zealotry than stupidity - though, six on one hand, half a dozen on the other with that one :)

That'd suck if it was genetic, and it would make me a fan of eugenics real fast