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spookyeviloneCoworker: Hey, what's your screensaver of? It's really neat.
Me: Paintings of Dutch masters.
Coworker: It didn't look like BDSM porn..
Me: *literally facepalms*
Baby Jesus: *cries and cuts himself*
I did, eventually, explain that whole Flemish art in the middle ages thing. Which garnered this response, "They're so old. I think I like modern art better."
Baby Jesus: *pours ACID in the bleeding wounds!*
Same coworker produced this little gem earlier in the morning.
Me: Paintings of Dutch masters.
Coworker: It didn't look like BDSM porn..
Me: *literally facepalms*
Baby Jesus: *cries and cuts himself*
I did, eventually, explain that whole Flemish art in the middle ages thing. Which garnered this response, "They're so old. I think I like modern art better."
Baby Jesus: *pours ACID in the bleeding wounds!*
Same coworker produced this little gem earlier in the morning.