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1) Did I punch you in the face right after telling you "I hate you"?
2) Did I go out of my way to destroy your property or livelihood?
3) Do you molest children?
4) Do you perform vivisection on live animals or people?
5) Have you, with malicious intent, made any of my friends (and by friends, I mean the people I hang out with IRL) cry?
6) Were you the person responsible for my mother's brain melting out her ears?
7) Have you utterly abused my hospitality by stealing things from my home?
8) Were you ever Adolf Hitler?
9) Do you believe that civil rights are reserved for only select classes of people?
10) Have you ever beaten someone up or in other ways harmed them solely because they were a different color/sex/sexual orientation/creed/tribe/yadda than your own?
11) Do you raise cockroaches as pets?
12) Were you directly involved with the bombings of Japan during WWII?
13) Do you truly and honestly believe guns kill people?
14) Do you drive a "new" Hummer?
15) Do you trophy-hunt endangered species?

If the answer to any of the above is "YES", then you can be secure in the knowledge that I do, indeed, hate you.

If the answer to all of the above is "NO", then you're being a neurotic fuck an should get over it before you piss me off to the point that I don't want to associate with your insecure self anymore. That doesn't mean I hate you. It means I'm sick of this shit and expect people I associate with to fucking well know better.

Fuck this shit. I am not subtle about how I feel about people. If I don't like someone, that someone will have absolutely no doubt in their mind that I don't like them, because I'm usually so upfront about the fact that I don't like them that I send them home crying for mommy.

Jesus H. Capt'n Crunch Christ..

Date: 2009-02-28 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moon-ferret.livejournal.com
I like this list. I can't put the mother one on my list. I could replace it with "cause MY brain to melt and leak out my ear", but the few that can claim that are not in any way in touch with me.

Date: 2009-02-28 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chimeramonster.livejournal.com
What if I perform vivisections on child molesters? Would that be ok?

Oh, and I *have* harassed people of different creeds than me. Mostly the sorts of people who believe it's oppressive to shear sheep because they miss their wool and it "makes their souls cry" (actual quote!). Does it count if I harass people who belong to *stupid* creeds? Or at least, those who execute their creed stupidly?

*heart* Me like you.

Date: 2009-03-12 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurence-skr.livejournal.com
9. If I could, I'd take the "civil right" of spawning brats away from the class of people who are "dumb as bricks and have neither the physical means nor the mental capability to raise a well-functioning child." I'm sorry if you have to hate me forever for that.

Date: 2009-03-12 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spookyevilone.livejournal.com
But that isn't a civil right to begin with.

Date: 2009-03-12 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurence-skr.livejournal.com
If only our government agreed.

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