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spookyevilone"Hi, these emails we asked you to pull to respond to a subpoena? They're encrypted. Unencrypt them so we can get a text copy, please."
"We can't do that."
"... What?"
"They're encrypted. We can't do anything about it."
"They're encrypted in Lotus Notes. If we don't have it stored on the server, go into that person's Notes profile and gank their encryption key and apply it."
"We can't do that."
"Like fuck you can't."
"We don't know how."
THANK YOU, IBM TECH SUPPORT GOONS!
Fucking hell.
"We can't do that."
"... What?"
"They're encrypted. We can't do anything about it."
"They're encrypted in Lotus Notes. If we don't have it stored on the server, go into that person's Notes profile and gank their encryption key and apply it."
"We can't do that."
"Like fuck you can't."
"We don't know how."
THANK YOU, IBM TECH SUPPORT GOONS!
Fucking hell.