A commentary on Blue Raspberry
Jan. 18th, 2009 03:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spookyeviloneBlue Raspberry is the flavour soft drinks revert to in their death throes. The fact that Mt Dew has sunk so low as to produce a blue raspberry drink is a crime against gods and man. Specifically, woman. More specifically, me.
In a word: grody.
Almost as grody as Joaquin Phoenix: Hobo Edition. I'm curious to see in what way he's fucking with people. Casey Affleck was there filming 'a documentary about Joaquin's breakout into the rap scene' but after looking at the pictures, I conclude there's a mighty awesome mindfuck going on. Joaquin hosted a party and showed up in dirty denims with the crotch torn out, what looked like a new shirt, his hair matted and unwashed and under a decaying, ripped grey knit cap, and significant facial hair. And rapping. Did I mention the rapping? White boy rapping. Conclusion: Mindfuck in progress, possible mockumentary.
Dear Joaquin:
Do you need a little help bathing? Because we can fix you up with that. No charge. That hair is just too nice to remain unwashed. Also: You look so much like your father. It's awesome. Love and kisses, me.
In a word: grody.
Almost as grody as Joaquin Phoenix: Hobo Edition. I'm curious to see in what way he's fucking with people. Casey Affleck was there filming 'a documentary about Joaquin's breakout into the rap scene' but after looking at the pictures, I conclude there's a mighty awesome mindfuck going on. Joaquin hosted a party and showed up in dirty denims with the crotch torn out, what looked like a new shirt, his hair matted and unwashed and under a decaying, ripped grey knit cap, and significant facial hair. And rapping. Did I mention the rapping? White boy rapping. Conclusion: Mindfuck in progress, possible mockumentary.
Dear Joaquin:
Do you need a little help bathing? Because we can fix you up with that. No charge. That hair is just too nice to remain unwashed. Also: You look so much like your father. It's awesome. Love and kisses, me.