Sims.

I have an issue with my Sims. Most every Sim I wind up with, even if they're totally on Free Will and I'm just watching and laughing as they set the kitchen on fire, either turns into a total slut and has kids or gets married and has kids. It doesn't matter what their 'goal' is. Marriage. Children. Domestic .. domesticity.

I found the trick to preventing it yesterday. Lipstick. Heavy lipstick on the men. Even if it's black. He kept trying to go for 'first kiss' with all these women and no matter how much they found him alluring, they'd go "Eeeuugh!" and push him away. He'd be humiliated and awkward and I would laugh at his pain.

He gets emo and angry and goes back to his house to paint, write, or play guitar. Sometimes he sobs, alone in his house. There should be a 'cut yourself' option.

Perhaps I should turn cheats off. I honestly have no idea if plain out of the package Sims go as babycrazy as mine seem to.

It's at least something to do while flat on my back from migraine.

The reward for a job well done is another, harder job..

And the reward for cleaning the catbox is to have the cats, in the 15 seconds it took me to go upstairs and open the upstairs door, piss all over the garbage bag with the old litter in it.

I can't decide if they were saying, "Take THAT, Nature's Miracle cat litter of clumpy badness!" or "Fucking hell, Mom... what's with this pine pellet bullshit?!"

My cats are furry little sacks of spite.