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I miss Kozmo.com
Apr. 1st, 2009 07:12 pmKozmo.com was a service in Boston that would deliver things. They charged you, of course, but it meant that you could get on-demand Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream and a cheesy movie delivered to your door.
Today was going well until I got home. Then my body decided to completely fall apart, but sadly, not in the fun zombie body-dissolution kind of way. So far, we've racked up joint pain, a migraine, an ovarian cyst exploding, a sore throat, and a sneezy nose. This definitely rates on the scale of 'deserving to have comfort food and goofy movies delivered on demand'.
Kozmo.com dissolved years ago. Minnesota has no such service. My house is a disaster zone, so I don't want anyone I know coming over. I can't drive because the label on the pill bottle says it's a no-no even if the little bastards aren't doing their job yet.
I want to be reincarnated as a queen bee so I have thousands of little minions to send out and do my bidding. I could take over the world as a bee. Also, I probably wouldn't have this huge craving for ice cream.
Today was going well until I got home. Then my body decided to completely fall apart, but sadly, not in the fun zombie body-dissolution kind of way. So far, we've racked up joint pain, a migraine, an ovarian cyst exploding, a sore throat, and a sneezy nose. This definitely rates on the scale of 'deserving to have comfort food and goofy movies delivered on demand'.
Kozmo.com dissolved years ago. Minnesota has no such service. My house is a disaster zone, so I don't want anyone I know coming over. I can't drive because the label on the pill bottle says it's a no-no even if the little bastards aren't doing their job yet.
I want to be reincarnated as a queen bee so I have thousands of little minions to send out and do my bidding. I could take over the world as a bee. Also, I probably wouldn't have this huge craving for ice cream.
