Things not to say.
Feb. 6th, 2008 02:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spookyevilone"Jesus Christ! What the hell?! You have tree cremains on your head in the shape of a lobotomy scar!"
... and this is how I realized it's Ash Wednesday. Of course, now I'm walking through the skyway mentally going, "Not a vampire. Not a vampire. Bitch has two, she's definitely not a vampire.. but she's probably wicked psycho, so.. over to this side of the hallway I go. Not a vampire. Ah ha! No dirt on forehead! VAMPIRE!"
I should perhaps have foregone the BK Mocha Joe with extra chocolate for lunch. The urge to menace people with cheap take-out chopsticks is rising.
Don't laugh. I have a packet of them in my coat pocket. Because you never know! 1
1 - or, possibly, because my coat pockets are Pockets of Many Things and spawn such useless items as chopsticks, small plastic barrettes, and condoms. No, I have no idea how any of these items got in there. I blame fairies. And not the Abba-or-showtunes singing kind.
... and this is how I realized it's Ash Wednesday. Of course, now I'm walking through the skyway mentally going, "Not a vampire. Not a vampire. Bitch has two, she's definitely not a vampire.. but she's probably wicked psycho, so.. over to this side of the hallway I go. Not a vampire. Ah ha! No dirt on forehead! VAMPIRE!"
I should perhaps have foregone the BK Mocha Joe with extra chocolate for lunch. The urge to menace people with cheap take-out chopsticks is rising.
Don't laugh. I have a packet of them in my coat pocket. Because you never know! 1
1 - or, possibly, because my coat pockets are Pockets of Many Things and spawn such useless items as chopsticks, small plastic barrettes, and condoms. No, I have no idea how any of these items got in there. I blame fairies. And not the Abba-or-showtunes singing kind.
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Date: 2008-02-06 08:51 pm (UTC)Then again *checks forehead* I am a bad Catholic today. I guess it'll be ok.
The funny thing is the oil they annoint babies with when they're Christened, I am awfully allergic to. I just can't stand it. I brought both my kids home and scrubbed them immediately during their Christening party with a house full of guests. *shrug* Hey, I can't help it.
btw.. your pocket sounds like my glove compartment in my car. I keep salt packets in there, because... you never know... *laugh*
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Date: 2008-02-06 10:10 pm (UTC)fuckin' lol.
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Date: 2008-02-06 11:24 pm (UTC)I gotta wonder tho - just WHERE are you finding all these non-vampires?? I've only seen ONE Non-vampire today!
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Date: 2008-02-07 12:36 am (UTC)Also, I got to explain how I'm a Protestant heathen today, and don't get fun things like ashes or Lent.