Boss, who is in NY right now: "I need my mouse. Can you go unplug it from my dock and overnight it to me for morning delivery?"
Me: *staaaaaaaaaaaaaares* He wants me to spend $60 to ship him a $12 mouse? I think I'll call him and ask.. "Hi, can you not just go to WallyWorld and buy one?"
Boss: ".. Will that work?"
Me: "If it's a USB mouse, yes. Especially so if it says 'laptop' on the box."
Boss: "Oh!"
This is why lawyers have admins. For the important things.
Me: *staaaaaaaaaaaaaares* He wants me to spend $60 to ship him a $12 mouse? I think I'll call him and ask.. "Hi, can you not just go to WallyWorld and buy one?"
Boss: ".. Will that work?"
Me: "If it's a USB mouse, yes. Especially so if it says 'laptop' on the box."
Boss: "Oh!"
This is why lawyers have admins. For the important things.