My face is not ice cream.

Went to a party this weekend, where a very drunk man took one look at me and blurted, "Your face is so beautiful! That is the most beautiful face I have ever seen on another human being! If your face was ice cream, I would eat it right up and lick the bowl!"

This isn't even in the top 10 list of weird things that have been said to me by strangers. Most of which pale in comparison to the weird shit that is said to me on a daily basis by people I know and love. It was, however, adorable to have a giant drunk biker guy thinking my face was delicious ice cream.. and not try to lick it.