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Vancouver.
Mar. 22nd, 2010 09:20 pmTomorrow morning at "OhgodswhyamIawake??", I leave for Vancouver, where I shall enjoy.. hrm.. rain, rain, rain, cloudy, showers, rain, and more rain.. Well, I'll enjoy the view, anyway, for a week.
In honour of that, I bring you, Things Not To Say To The Border Agents.
In answer to "What is your business in Canada?"
1. "I met some guys on Chat Roulette and they invited me up for a jihad.. that's like a party, right?"
2. "I hear pot is legal in Vancouver."1
3. "You guys don't have the death penalty for capital crimes."
4. "I want my baby to be Canadian."
5. "You heard about the US Health Care bill, right?"
6. "Someone told me you can hunt baby seals with a MALLET!!"
7. "Drinking age is 18."
8. "Defecting."
9. "I hear I can get my prescription opiates over the counter.."
10."Isn't this where Sarah Palin's from?"
Because those bastards have no sense of humour.
1 - No, it isn't.
In honour of that, I bring you, Things Not To Say To The Border Agents.
In answer to "What is your business in Canada?"
1. "I met some guys on Chat Roulette and they invited me up for a jihad.. that's like a party, right?"
2. "I hear pot is legal in Vancouver."1
3. "You guys don't have the death penalty for capital crimes."
4. "I want my baby to be Canadian."
5. "You heard about the US Health Care bill, right?"
6. "Someone told me you can hunt baby seals with a MALLET!!"
7. "Drinking age is 18."
8. "Defecting."
9. "I hear I can get my prescription opiates over the counter.."
10."Isn't this where Sarah Palin's from?"
Because those bastards have no sense of humour.
1 - No, it isn't.