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On Facebook.
Jun. 1st, 2009 12:01 pmI have one. I don't use my real name, because I am against having my name googleable and I really don't want to talk to people from grade or middle school.
It's appalling, how these people manage to find me anyway.
"Remember me?? We were playmates in gradeschool!"
Uh, sure. I remember you as the little bitch who went out of her way to make me a social pariah until I punched you in the face in fourth grade and finally got you to leave me alone.
"We went to highschool together."
Yes. I superglued a plastic parachute figurine to your penis after you abused my friend.
"I had a crush on you."
And you showed that by shoving me into a locker and almost breaking my nose. How could I have not known?! Just think, all this time, we could have had such a beautiful abusive relationship!
"Haya Hottie!"
LOLWHUT? You've clearly never met me. Ever.1
"Remember me from fourth grade?"
I remember you wiped snot on my Trapper Keeper and I tackled you and wiped it back off on your hair.. Ah, good times.
"We dated in middle school."
We did? Why don't I remember this? *peers at userpic* Oh, LOL - you dated the OTHER person with my first name. And got her pregnant. Dude. That's sad.
"We had Russian class together!"
Great! пошёл ты на хуй.2
I'm half tempted to change my user profile to clear the riff raff.
"Hi. If your name isn't x, y, z, p, d, q, then I only remember you as an evil little shithead from school and really don't want to talk to you. If you've grown up and gotten over being an evil little shithead, good on ya and I wish you well, but kindly fuck right off and remain no more than a vaguely unpleasant memory for me. K thx bai."
1 - this is not bad self esteem. My reaction to being called a 'hottie' is.. legend worthy in its violence.
2Go fuck yourself, lit. 'go sit on a prick'
It's appalling, how these people manage to find me anyway.
"Remember me?? We were playmates in gradeschool!"
Uh, sure. I remember you as the little bitch who went out of her way to make me a social pariah until I punched you in the face in fourth grade and finally got you to leave me alone.
"We went to highschool together."
Yes. I superglued a plastic parachute figurine to your penis after you abused my friend.
"I had a crush on you."
And you showed that by shoving me into a locker and almost breaking my nose. How could I have not known?! Just think, all this time, we could have had such a beautiful abusive relationship!
"Haya Hottie!"
LOLWHUT? You've clearly never met me. Ever.1
"Remember me from fourth grade?"
I remember you wiped snot on my Trapper Keeper and I tackled you and wiped it back off on your hair.. Ah, good times.
"We dated in middle school."
We did? Why don't I remember this? *peers at userpic* Oh, LOL - you dated the OTHER person with my first name. And got her pregnant. Dude. That's sad.
"We had Russian class together!"
Great! пошёл ты на хуй.2
I'm half tempted to change my user profile to clear the riff raff.
"Hi. If your name isn't x, y, z, p, d, q, then I only remember you as an evil little shithead from school and really don't want to talk to you. If you've grown up and gotten over being an evil little shithead, good on ya and I wish you well, but kindly fuck right off and remain no more than a vaguely unpleasant memory for me. K thx bai."
1 - this is not bad self esteem. My reaction to being called a 'hottie' is.. legend worthy in its violence.
2Go fuck yourself, lit. 'go sit on a prick'