Just because he denies it doesn't mean it isn't true.

That Guy denies he has any influence over the weather. His random predictions are always accurate. By calling him and complaining about little annoying snow, I can guarantee that I will get big, fluffy, heavy snow that subsequently warms the temperature up.

He emailed me today to declaim responsibility for the snow that's happening.

I find it mighty suspicious that the day he leaves for his climbing adventure in the desert is the day temperatures here get above freezing again.

He's an alien from space. Who is getting a backrub tonight, because I'm in an incredibly bad mood and need to vent my ire on something. The knots on his back will do nicely.