It's that time of year again.
Sep. 25th, 2008 11:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spookyeviloneWhen all the little ignorant hobgoblins come out to delight me with their shenanigans, vomiting forth such questions as:
"So what does a witch dress up as for Halloween?" Answer: Whatever the fuck she wants.
"Are pumpkins to pagans like cows to Indians?" Answer: Yes. We kill them and eat them. Oh wait, you probably meant people from India..
"What do you have for Thanksgiving if you can't have turkey?" MY answer: "That's a toughie. I'm native american and pagan so the answer should be white Anglo babies, but I'm vegetarian and there's really no tofu or seitan alternative for those since HuFu went away.. so fuck it, I guess I'll just have squash."
"You're Pagan. Aren't crocs against your religion?!" Answer: No. Crocs are a crime against fashion and an assault upon your eyes, but I'm ok with that because there's no jail time involved in the consequences thereof. Unlike, say, kicking you in the face with my comfy, comfy footwear. They are black, LIKE MY SOUL, so stfu you Prada-wearing cow killer!
"Do witches do anything special for Halloween?" Answer: Well, NORMALLY, I make flying ointment from the visceral fat rendered from unbaptized Christian children and zoom around on a broomstick.. but this year, I'm just going to stay home and hand out candy.
It's only going to get better as the hols approach.
"So what does a witch dress up as for Halloween?" Answer: Whatever the fuck she wants.
"Are pumpkins to pagans like cows to Indians?" Answer: Yes. We kill them and eat them. Oh wait, you probably meant people from India..
"What do you have for Thanksgiving if you can't have turkey?" MY answer: "That's a toughie. I'm native american and pagan so the answer should be white Anglo babies, but I'm vegetarian and there's really no tofu or seitan alternative for those since HuFu went away.. so fuck it, I guess I'll just have squash."
"You're Pagan. Aren't crocs against your religion?!" Answer: No. Crocs are a crime against fashion and an assault upon your eyes, but I'm ok with that because there's no jail time involved in the consequences thereof. Unlike, say, kicking you in the face with my comfy, comfy footwear. They are black, LIKE MY SOUL, so stfu you Prada-wearing cow killer!
"Do witches do anything special for Halloween?" Answer: Well, NORMALLY, I make flying ointment from the visceral fat rendered from unbaptized Christian children and zoom around on a broomstick.. but this year, I'm just going to stay home and hand out candy.
It's only going to get better as the hols approach.