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May. 18th, 2008 12:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spookyeviloneNotice to entire world in general:
Those plants in my front yard? The ones with the really pretty flowers? THEY'RE COLOURFUL FOR A REASON! They're warning you away from them. "Stay away! Danger! I am highly fucking toxic, yo! Do not pick and put in your mouth! NO REALLY! Do NOT!"
The bitch that runs the daycare down the road just got royally reamed by me, at the top of my lungs, because the little hellions she never rides proper herd on were in my yard, picking my flowers.
The ones they chose to pick? Datura and digitalis. Natch. I walked out just in time to snatch the datura flower away from one child's open, waiting mouth.
But the best.. the absolute BEST... "Well, you shouldn't have poisonous plants in your yard where just anyone can pick them!"
She got laughed at and torn to shreds by my neighbors, who had come out to watch when they heard me screaming at her.
The police have been called. Trespassing, destruction of property, unsupervised minors.. basically I want the bitch's daycare license yanked.
grr. GRR!
Those plants in my front yard? The ones with the really pretty flowers? THEY'RE COLOURFUL FOR A REASON! They're warning you away from them. "Stay away! Danger! I am highly fucking toxic, yo! Do not pick and put in your mouth! NO REALLY! Do NOT!"
The bitch that runs the daycare down the road just got royally reamed by me, at the top of my lungs, because the little hellions she never rides proper herd on were in my yard, picking my flowers.
The ones they chose to pick? Datura and digitalis. Natch. I walked out just in time to snatch the datura flower away from one child's open, waiting mouth.
But the best.. the absolute BEST... "Well, you shouldn't have poisonous plants in your yard where just anyone can pick them!"
She got laughed at and torn to shreds by my neighbors, who had come out to watch when they heard me screaming at her.
The police have been called. Trespassing, destruction of property, unsupervised minors.. basically I want the bitch's daycare license yanked.
grr. GRR!
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Date: 2008-05-18 05:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-18 06:23 pm (UTC)Rules for my children, as put forth by moon_ferret
1. Not yours, don't touch
2. Not food, don't eat it
3. You may smell the flowers at the edge of someone's yard, but you may not enter their yard without permission and put your hands on a single thing.
4. When in doubt, refer back to rule 1
I am real glad she doesn't watch MY children as I would have reamed her a new asshole for that. I hope she isn't smart enough to know what an attractive nuisance is. They tried to nail me with that with the flowers in my back yard the last place I lived. I wanted to choke the everloving SHIT out of those children, and someone's mother wanted to make it MY fault for planting such pretty flowers. I was lucky the cop thought she was a raging bitch.
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Date: 2008-05-18 07:58 pm (UTC)