4) When one is on the run from a court mandated depo and thus has a contempt of court warrant on one's ass, one should not speed in Jersey.

When if first read this, I was like, "There are court mandated depo injections? It's about fucking time!" (Not that I really think court mandated birth control is a good idea in this country, but in theory, a girl can dream!)

And then I read the second part and realized you were referring to the guy in your previous posts who skipped out on his depositions. *snerk*