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While cutting through the student union, I was victim of an attempted biblethumping.

Biblethumper: "You look like a woman who knows where she's going!"
Me: *nods; continues walking*
Biblethumper: "Then you must have planned which direction to take your mortal soul before you die? Have you given any thought to letting Jesus into your heart?"
Me: *stops, slow headtilt* "My body to be rendered to ash, freeing my soul to return to the spiral nebulae and the eternal embrace of Yog-Sothoth. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. I deny your 'Jesus', born of mortal woman. My gods are born of stars and void, eternal of presence and awesome in their majesty."
Biblethumper: *backs. away. slowly*
Me: *exit, stage left*

Do not fuck with the literate.
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